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Dale’s Australian Adventure – Episode 3

The flight to Sydney can best be described as level four of Dante’s seven levels of hell. The plane was full of people who would spend the next 15 hours shifting in their uncomfortable seats, removing their shoes, and making … Continue reading

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Dale’s Adventures in Australia – number two

As I near my departure date for Australia, I am on the horns of a dilemma, and if you have ever faced a horny dilemma you know what I mean. I need to pack for my trip and I don’t … Continue reading

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AN ADVENTURE DOWN UNDER

 I am about to embark on an adventure to the land furthest away from Downers Grove, IL without having to leave the atmosphere. I am going to Australia, a place I have never visited, and although exciting, this trip has … Continue reading

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TODAY I AM A MAN…AN OLD MAN

Today is my birthday. I am 65 years old. This officially marks me as a codger, a fogey, an old fart, and/or a senior citizen. In the eyes of the government, the public, and Denny’s, I am old. It’s funny … Continue reading

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IT’S THE END OF THE YEAR AS WE KNOW IT

Congratulations. If you are reading this you made it through 2014 and another lap around the Sun. That’s something to be celebrated since over 2.5 million Americans didn’t make it this far in 2014. But you made it through the … Continue reading

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