Monthly Archives: April 2012

Cell Phones Are Satan!

    This may sound like the rantings of a crotchety old man, but if you are like me, you wonder where did the term “crotchety” came from? Does it have something to do with the crotch? Perhaps if your shorts … Continue reading

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Stop Telling Me What I Don’t Need To Know

In the classic Marx Brothers movie, “Horse Feathers” Groucho sang a spirited salute to contrarianism that contained the lyrics echoed in the headline of this article, “I don’t care what you have to say It makes no difference anyway; Whatever … Continue reading

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A Salute to SPRING!

  I was going to title this essay “An Ode To Spring” but it occurred to me that I don’t really know how to write an ode. So I went with a salute rather than an ode because I know that … Continue reading

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