If it ain’t like chalk, you got to let him walk

What would make you shout “Just kill me”? Perhaps your job is milking cockroaches; maybe you had to show your nauty bits in court? Perhaps you drove your car in wet cement? Listen to this episode to learn the stories behind these and other stories.

 

EPISODE 22

6:21 Cockroach Milk
7:51 Defendant Shows Penis
10:14 Car Stuck In Wet Cement
11:05 Robot Dog Funeral
14:58 Dolphin Happiness
16:32 Wrap Up
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Florida Zombie Alert

Teri, Tim, and Dale, laugh about the best jobs for serial killers and the worst jobs for everyone else; especially those who deal with unruly airline passengers, and donut eaters. There’s also Florida Zombies, and illiterate cake decorator and more!

Episode 21

4:52 Passanger From Hell
7:11 12 Best Jobs for Serial Killers
10:06 Feces Flung
12:01 Summa Cum Publix

14:12 Zombie Attack
15:20 Worst Job of the Week
17:20 Wrap Up
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Kansas cops should not date this woman

This week we learn that Kansas cops can no longer have sex with speeders; a woman who sent 65,000 texts after one date; woman eats endangered animals for a living; The king of dine and dash, and a lot more things that make you say “Just Kill Me.”

Episode 20

3:56 Kansas cops can’t have sex

5:46 Portable toilet truck on fire

7:07 65,000 texts

9:09 Arguing with a parrot

10:38 Eating dangerous animals

12:15  Dine and Dash

14:25 Worst Job Interviews

17:52 Wrap Up

 

 

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Cars are for driving and Cheetos are for eating

How bad do you have it? Not as bad as the guy who tried to have sex with a tailpipe, a woman with a live roach in her ear, or whoever had to clean up when the pee exploded. This and more in this week’s episode.

Episode 19

7:33 Tailpipe Coitus

9:55 Stormy Cheetos

11:53 Exploding Pee

14:20 Ear Roach

16:28 Apocalypse Cabins

18:29 Worst Job of the Week

22:02 Wrap Up

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The adventures of Bagel Head

This week’s Just Kill Me moments include a lady who found a dead rat in her suitcase; poop in the streets of San Francisco; the adventures of Bagel Head, the worst job of the week, and a whole lot more.

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