The second round of Presidential Survivor was held on Long Island at Hofstra University and once again featured President Obama and Gov. Mitt Romney. The debate was moderated by Candy Crowley from CNN.
Right off the bat, I think the president had a distinct advantage. Both candidates had to sit on bar stools and since Romney doesn’t go to bars and wasn’t used to the stool. This explains why he sat on the floor next to his binder full of women.
Mitt and Barack went toe to toe on the subject of jobs and student loans. Punches landed on both sides. Each candidate called the other a liar and then they started telling Yo Mama jokes.
Romney said he appreciates wind jobs in Iowa. I don’t know exactly what that means but I have my suspicions, and he should be ashamed of himself.
Both Romney and Obama constantly interrupted each other but Candy Crowley did a good job as part moderator and part wrestling referee.
While Mitt Romney was talking about taxes, the President was leaning off his chair like a pit bull on a chain, just waiting to jump into the fray. He attacked the rich and said they need to do more. By now, Mitt was punch drunk and started spouting off numbers like Rainman,
The president ran overtime when lauding himself for the last four years and Romney came out and said that the president’s pants were literally on fire.
The gloves came off and Obama scored with a one-two combination while Romney went into a rope-a-dope. Obama gave him a head-butt after which Romney connected on an uppercut.
To regain order, Candy Crowley asked Obama if now that HiIlary has fallen on the sword for the attack in Libya, does the buck stop with her. The president said no, it stops with George Bush.
Overall I would have to say the match was a tie but the real winner tonight was Candy Crowley who herded cats and kept the candidates from killing each other.
The second round of Presidential Survivor was held on Long Island at Hofstra University and once again featured President Obama and Gov. Mitt Romney. The debate was moderated by Candy Crowley from CNN.
Right off the bat, I think the president had a distinct advantage. Both candidates had to sit on bar stools and since Romney doesn’t go to bars and wasn’t used to the stool. This explains why he sat on the floor next to his binder full of women.
Mitt and Barack went toe to toe on the subject of jobs and student loans. Punches landed on both sides. Each candidate called the other a liar and then they started telling Yo Mama jokes.
Romney said he appreciates wind jobs in Iowa. I don’t know exactly what that means but I have my suspicions, and he should be ashamed of himself.
Both Romney and Obama constantly interrupted each other but Candy Crowley did a good job as part moderator and part wrestling referee.
While Mitt Romney was talking about taxes, the President was leaning off his chair like a pit bull on a chain, just waiting to jump into the fray. He attacked the rich and said they need to do more. By now, Mitt was punch drunk and started spouting off numbers like Rainman,
The president ran overtime when lauding himself for the last four years and Romney came out and said that the president’s pants were literally on fire.
The gloves came off and Obama scored with a one-two combination while Romney went into a rope-a-dope. Obama gave him a head-butt after which Romney connected on an uppercut.
To regain order, Candy Crowley asked Obama if now that Hillary has fallen on the sword for the attack in Libya, does the buck stop with her. The president said no, it stops with George Bush.
Overall I would have to say the match was a tie but the real winner tonight was Candy Crowley who herded cats and kept the candidates from killing each other.
The final round of debates will be Monday night featuring broadswords in a cage match. Stay tuned.
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