Author Archives: Dale

Cell Phones Are Satan!

    This may sound like the rantings of a crotchety old man, but if you are like me, you wonder where did the term “crotchety” came from? Does it have something to do with the crotch? Perhaps if your shorts … Continue reading

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Stop Telling Me What I Don’t Need To Know

In the classic Marx Brothers movie, “Horse Feathers” Groucho sang a spirited salute to contrarianism that contained the lyrics echoed in the headline of this article, “I don’t care what you have to say It makes no difference anyway; Whatever … Continue reading

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A Salute to SPRING!

  I was going to title this essay “An Ode To Spring” but it occurred to me that I don’t really know how to write an ode. So I went with a salute rather than an ode because I know that … Continue reading

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2012 – So Far, So Good

    It is the end of February which mean we are 50/366ths of the way through the year. It’s a longer year this year because we have the uncommon addition of February 29th this year. February 29th only visits … Continue reading

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My introduction to the wild world of vertigo

For the vast majority of my life, I have had the good fortune of health. I mean, I’ve been sick from time to time but nothing major. I’ve had mumps, and strep throat, and flu, but – knock on wood – so … Continue reading

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