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I Am An Anti-Rodentite

My name is Dale and I don’t like rodents. I never have and I never will. It’s just the way I was raised. I do not like rats because they were responsible for the Bubonic Plague in 1347, and if … Continue reading

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Where Did That Come From?

Every so often, perhaps once in a coon’s age, I’ll hear an idiom and wonder where it came from. Let’s look at the age of a coon for example. My first question when hearing the phrase, “I haven’t seen you … Continue reading

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I GET NO BANG OUT OF FIREWORKS

As we approach the Fourth of July a.k.a. Independence Day, we are reminded that John Hancock was the first person to sign the Declaration of Independence and that Benjamin Franklin invented fireworks. Hancock went on to open a big Insurance … Continue reading

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I Don’t Like It

  Like most people, I don’t like what I don’t understand. It’s not a good trait, but it’s a universal one. One of the things I don’t understand is our overwhelming need to be liked, therefore, I don’t like it. … Continue reading

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REBIRTH IS NEAR, IT’S OPENING DAY

You can’t always depend on a robin to be the harbinger of spring. Sometimes they stay in Mexico for a few extra weeks, and who can blame them? You can’t count on tulips to be the harbinger of spring because … Continue reading

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