Kansas cops should not date this woman

This week we learn that Kansas cops can no longer have sex with speeders; a woman who sent 65,000 texts after one date; woman eats endangered animals for a living; The king of dine and dash, and a lot more things that make you say “Just Kill Me.”

Episode 20

3:56 Kansas cops can’t have sex

5:46 Portable toilet truck on fire

7:07 65,000 texts

9:09 Arguing with a parrot

10:38 Eating dangerous animals

12:15  Dine and Dash

14:25 Worst Job Interviews

17:52 Wrap Up

 

 

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Cars are for driving and Cheetos are for eating

How bad do you have it? Not as bad as the guy who tried to have sex with a tailpipe, a woman with a live roach in her ear, or whoever had to clean up when the pee exploded. This and more in this week’s episode.

Episode 19

7:33 Tailpipe Coitus

9:55 Stormy Cheetos

11:53 Exploding Pee

14:20 Ear Roach

16:28 Apocalypse Cabins

18:29 Worst Job of the Week

22:02 Wrap Up

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The adventures of Bagel Head

This week’s Just Kill Me moments include a lady who found a dead rat in her suitcase; poop in the streets of San Francisco; the adventures of Bagel Head, the worst job of the week, and a whole lot more.

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Tumbleweeds or Uganda? Death is not an option.

We look at a town overcome by tumbleweeds, multi-species monkey mating, new rules about what you can use your mouth for in Uganda, Man survives rattlesnake bite and bear attack gets bitten by a shark; and a 14th baby for an exhausted couple. 

3:19 Bitten by Bear and Shark
4:33 Taken by Tumbleweeds
5:51 Ugandan Mouth Regulation
8:04 Promiscuous Monkeys
10:02 Monkey Selfie
12:30 14 Boys, One Mom
14:26 Worst Job of the Week
16:25 Wrap-Up
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Kermit Outraged by Frog Bikini

This week we discuss a bikini made of frogs; killer hand dryers. escaping babboons; and burgers made with tarantulas. It’s been quite a week.

 

3:30 IRS Crash
5:32 Naked Man ON Church
7:07 Flying Fecal Matter
9:53 Great Baboon Escape
11:18 Tarantula Burger
13:17 Frog Bikini
15:13 Worst Job Of The Week
17:10 Wrap Up
 
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