Author Archives: Dale

I Want To Be A Lawyer In Utah

Friends don’t let friends Uber drunk; I’m not dead yet; Do you take this tree?; Utah lawyers get e-mail of boobs. You job may be bad but you don’t want to be a taser tester. 2:12 Sleep Ubering3:37 Talking Dead4:59 … Continue reading

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“Hell no, I won’t go”…the wait continues

We look at a constipated con who won’t go; a lottery winner and a JKM loser, no mail for nudists; when cops have bad days; and a look at the job of funeral stripper. 3:03 Missed Lottery4:9 Criminal Constipation7:12 Wrong … Continue reading

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GAS, Good in your car, Bad inside a plane

Teri, Tim, and Dale examine the things that elicit the response, “Just kill me.” This week we lokk at the body part business; a doughnut Homer would be proud of; a lady drying her undies on an airplane overhead air … Continue reading

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Australia is not a country, is it?

This week Tim, Teri, and Dale explore the moments, events and jobs that make a person say Just Kill Me. We discuss a road sign intended to mock Jimmy Kimmel; do’s and don’ts of Valentines Day; is Australia really a … Continue reading

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It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a dead goose

It’s amazing how many things can make you say “just kill me”, like a dead goose falling from the sky and knocking out a hunter; Justin Trudeau making “peoplekind” a new stupid word; and a false tsunami warning. You’ll find … Continue reading

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