Author Archives: Dale

Just Kill Me 11 – Woman injured by drag queen’s breast

This week we examine the sorry situations and rotten jobs that people (not you) find themselves in when they scream, “Just Kill Me.” Stories include; A woman injured by drag queen’s breast; The man who wouldn’t poop – update; 100 … Continue reading

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I Want To Be A Lawyer In Utah

Friends don’t let friends Uber drunk; I’m not dead yet; Do you take this tree?; Utah lawyers get e-mail of boobs. You job may be bad but you don’t want to be a taser tester. 2:12 Sleep Ubering3:37 Talking Dead4:59 … Continue reading

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“Hell no, I won’t go”…the wait continues

We look at a constipated con who won’t go; a lottery winner and a JKM loser, no mail for nudists; when cops have bad days; and a look at the job of funeral stripper. 3:03 Missed Lottery4:9 Criminal Constipation7:12 Wrong … Continue reading

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GAS, Good in your car, Bad inside a plane

Teri, Tim, and Dale examine the things that elicit the response, “Just kill me.” This week we lokk at the body part business; a doughnut Homer would be proud of; a lady drying her undies on an airplane overhead air … Continue reading

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Australia is not a country, is it?

This week Tim, Teri, and Dale explore the moments, events and jobs that make a person say Just Kill Me. We discuss a road sign intended to mock Jimmy Kimmel; do’s and don’ts of Valentines Day; is Australia really a … Continue reading

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