Amazing Similarities Between Abraham Lincoln and John Lennon:
Both of their last names begin with L and end with N.
2) Both were born in a year that started with the number “1”.
3) Lennon drove a Lincoln and before he was shot, Lincoln went to the John.
4) Both had beards at one time or another.
5) Both were married to short ugly women who couldn’t sing.

True: On the average, 100 people choke to death every year on ball point pens.
Not True: Ironically, all of them were writing suicide notes at the time.

Dale is a member of M.E.N.S.A., the organization for really smart people. Other famous members include Steve Martin, Sharon Stone, Geena Davis and Jodie Foster.

Dale collects human skulls. Not real ones you sicko, he collects skulls in the form of carvings, casts, and reproductions. Why? Well, you really need to hear his speech “Laughter Doesn’t Hurt” to find out. Click here for a sample.

The dot over an “i” is called a tittle. Don’t you wish you would have known this in junior high school? “Oh Miss Watley, that’s a very nice tittle you have on the board.”

Dale rides two Harley-Davidson motorcycles, one of them adorned with 18 chrome skulls.

Dale lives in a haunted house. It is currently occupied by a non-threatening poltergeist.


Me with my good friends, Al Gore and Bob Dole

This is the real Field of Dreams from the movie and it’s really in Iowa.

I found this store in Hawaii. I don’t know what they sell but it might be air fresheners.

Niagara Falls – Slowly I turn, step by step...

This is the Tiki Bar. All are welcome.

This sign was at the end of a dead end road. Somehow I consider it redundant.
Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany is without a doubt, the best party I ever attended. See my blog on Oktoberfest for more information.